mothpeep:

why

mothpeep:

why

Anonymous
asks:
Is it weird to go into sex working/ stripping just for the income?

stripperina:

whatthefrackamidoing:

stripperina:

Is it weird to go into retail just for the income?

Is it weird to go into bartending just for the income?

Is it weird to go into nursing just for the income?

Is it weird to go into floral arrangement just for the income?

Is it weird to go into teaching just for the income?

It’s weirder to go into teaching for the income than stripping for the income.

Hahahahaha good point.

ultrafacts:

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That’s kind of adorable. <3

ultrafacts:

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That’s kind of adorable. <3

Been there.

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

therainbowgorilla:

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

Me as a robot
"Fuck this I’m becoming a cat"

This was my revelation around middle school.

therainbowgorilla:

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

Me as a robot

"Fuck this I’m becoming a cat"

This was my revelation around middle school.

momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

…with subtle notes of Play Doh and Holy Water.